MADNESS

Hi, my name is Santa, and this is the north pole.

Extreme diet, starting tomorrow.
No junk food. None.
No peanut butter.
No butter.
No soda.
No chips.
No eating after seven.
No fast food.


Exercise.

I’m not even fat, but I want to be thin.

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